Humor Authority Podcast on December 21, 2011 at 1:29 PM

Guess what?! I did another episode of Humor Authority. I talk with Brad Guigar and although we drift from the topic a little, it’s a relatively good time.

I mean, maybe for you guys. I had an absolute blast.

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Blog on December 19, 2011 at 8:03 PM

With any luck, I will be recording the next Humor Authority with someone I respect very much this Wednesday. But man, I really want to get back into the regular podcasting game. Everything seems so split up in my mind. Maybe if I get a few more of these under my belt I’ll feel like they’re home. Having a new guest each show is kind of tricky, if you don’t know them.

If I had a concept to hang my podcast’s hat from, it’d be easier. Like if I only talked about… news about… seafood. That’s… that’s a good idea.

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Blog on December 18, 2011 at 1:27 PM

A dream I had in May 2007.

My brother and I traveled to an elaborate, high-concept science museum, much like the Exploratorium in San Francisco, but this one was built into the side of a mountain. It was enormous. A man wealthy beyond anyone’s dreams had built it, and had been dead now for several years. In fact, the whole museum gave the impression of being completely automated — there didn’t seem to be any staff.

I walked past multi-colored glass displays of various eels and lizards, crawling over bins of some shoestring-like food. I had never seen animals like this before. The building itself on the inside was studded with kiosks of all kinds, at which you could play science and math games. The architecture was like the San Diego Convention Center, all flying beams and huge round glass portals, some looking out onto the mountainside, and some looking into huge tanks of water full of sea life.

I wandered over to a bank of kiosks, one of which resembled a kid’s school desk set into an arcade cabinet, complete with monitor and some kind of three-foot-in-diameter pad beside it. There was no input device in the kiosk — just a jar with an odd red pen or pencil, and sheets of paper that had been treated to look like mini-chalkboards. The game started when I sat down at the desk: it was a science fact quiz game.

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Blog on December 16, 2011 at 8:41 AM

Last night when walking home from a bar, I got approached by a homeless man who asked for some money. All I had was a $20, which I gave to him. He said thanks and shook my hand, then told me something I do not remember now. Then he hugged me. I hugged him back.

I thought about it the whole drive home, and cried once I arrived. I honest-to-God think he needed the hug more than the money.

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Blog on December 13, 2011 at 12:24 AM

Click here to explode

And if you like the musical act in the episode, you can buy the MP3 here!

Lyrics:

I’m tired of pictures of cats now, baby
I’m tired of seeing the same old, same old meme
Don’t like decisions of fandom, baby
What if I told you that I want everything
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